Stories

Writing down all these stories has been really cathartic for me. While most of the stories make me sound like a whore, asshole, or both, reading them makes me realize they are just things that happened. I'm not different from any other person, I've just done different things. And I've always known that most people are whorish assholes inside anyway, they just cover it up better than I have.

It's exam time, and I'm in my usual procrastinating mood. I know I'll get a lot done tomorrow, I think I just felt like I deserved one day of not working that hard. That and some group of old cunts kicked us all out of Lou's so they could have some clitoris-painting party. It threw off my studying. That's just an excuse, but seriously, when I have more people looking at me I study harder. Being in the journal suite with no one around gives me an opportunity to dick around on the internet without anyone noticing.

In excellent news, Mike got a letter in the mail CC'd from the Franklin County Prosecutor, informing Joe Chen that his application to participate in a diversion program has been denied. So hopefully that stupid mother fucker will have to do some actual jail time. He probably got denied because he already has a record for ripping off Citibank. So now he ripped off National City in Mike's name and they're seeing a pattern of douchebaggery. Westerville police really did not give too many details as to why his case was dismissed to begin with, but I'm guessing it was dismissed conditional to him being enrolled in this diversion program and now he's shit out of luck. Suck on that Joe Chen, you stupid fuck. I'm glad your stupid store Au Moda finally failed and closed its doors too. I hope your wife leaves you cause you're a worthless piece of shit. Can you tell I hate Joe Chen? I hope I meet him some day so I can put Visine in his drink.