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Gossip girl tonight was so awesome. Nate and B? God, I hope so. They are both so beautiful, and V is so trying on the eyes and ears. The music was a bit lackluster in this episode though. MGMT 'Kids'? That is stale.

After GG I watched the J&K+8 season finale. They made the preview look like Jon was finally going to kick that bitch to the curb or walk out. No, he just expressed his lack of enthusiasm for continuing the show. They probably should, before the fame goes to those kids heads. I mean, on the second to last episode they went and sat courtside at a Harlem Globetrotters game, then had a meet and greet at halftime, then had a satellite interview with Oprah the next day. Those kids are going to start doing blow and putting their friends in the ICU from their drag-racing accidents soon. There was actually a blatant product placement in the last episode where I almost just turned off the TV and gave up on the show. Jon was sitting at his computer and he was like, "I talked to my Allstate agent today and he wanted me to look at some stuff online." And then they show the Allstate website home page twice, for waaaay longer than necessary. WTF J&K+8? If I want to watch commercials, I will stop paying for DVR! I watch your show to see your adorable halfer kids, especially Aiden. I do not want to know what kind of fucking spokesperson deal you got this week. Go back to writing books and whoring yourself out for "your children's education" AKA shopping sprees and spa trips.

Kate says, "I love my job." Of course you do! You have a husband you can talk shit to all day, a personal assistant to help you with your kids, a million dollar house, and fame. I mean, who cares if your husband is totally miserable and your kids will end up with heads almost as fat as yours. What a cunt. That show has quickly spiraled into a Kate-centered trainwreck.

It's spring break. I watched a lot of TV today.