Crying with hotdog will arrive in the mail soon! I can't wait. My collection will still not be complete, but it will feel complete because Salamino is the only cactus pup worth having. Asleep and drooling is also really cute, but nothing can approximate the cuteness of crying with hotdog.
I missed all of my classes yesterday because I drank two glasses of wine the night before. I don't know what's wrong with me, and I can't find out until my 3 month previously existing condition window is up. Then I'm going to get all the drugs I want, it's going to be awesome. Anyway I can't drink anymore during the week. I can't let other people in my classes get a leg up on me just cause I'm sick. I did look really thin last night though, after eating almost nothing for 36 hours. After I eat a million fried things this weekend I'm sure I'll gain back that 2 pounds.
So in my Civil procedure book there's a discussion of the Anna Nicole Smith case, Marshall v. Marshall, which actually went all the way to the supreme court on an issue of jurisdiction between federal and state courts. Sometimes when I get an in-depth reading of the Anna Nicole case, or I read the wikipedia on Natalee Holloway and really understand the reasons the cases were dismissed, I think, "I am really learning something important in law school." If I get nothing else out of it, at least I can fully comprehend celebrity court cases.
There was another great case I read the other day. A man let this woman and her child come stay with him at his house. They were from his church and the woman was having a lot of mental problems. So one day she starts flipping the fuck out saying that she is God and her baby is the devil. She then starts beating the shit out of her baby and ripping it to pieces. The guy watches the beating and does nothing, they don't bring the baby to the hospital, and the next day it dies. The woman isn't found guilty because she's insane, and the guy is found innocent of not reporting it because he wasn't in charge of the baby, he had to duty to care for it. Isn't that incredible? I love learning about all the ways you can kill a baby and get away with it.
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I love when people refer to pregnancies as a "preexisting condition"! Did you name your abortion?
you could always give a baby up for adoption. and by "up for adoption" i mean "kill it."
Pregnancy is a preexisting condition in the OSU health care plan. Luckily my uterus is empty. I would just have an abortion anyway. Ain't no baby gonna fuck up my life. Garrett already has first dibs on going with me if I ever have to have one. I doubt it though, I think I'm barren. OVERSHARE.
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