Rules pt.2

I wanted to quickly add some rules of life.

8. Don't be that guy. That guy is the one who wears his Puddle of Sum Rejects Hero Romance T-shirt to the PSRHR concert. He also jumps up and down and cheers for the souvenirs expelled from the air gun, and vomits in public places after heavy drinking. Don't be that guy.

9. Don't trust people who spell chamois "shammy" or sell any product advertised to be a "shammy". I realize that Americans are too lazy to be expected to try to figure out how to pronounce chamois. That's why you call it "Super Cloth" or "Wow Towel". Those are bad examples, but you get my drift. If it makes me feel like an ignorant American to buy something, I don't care how great it is, I can't do it.

10. Horoscopes aren't real and indicate stupidity. If someone asks you what your sign is, unless they are jokingly picking you up, you should deduct respect points in your mind. If you don't need anything from them, feel free to criticize their stupidity publicly. Other things that are fake and can be ridiculed: Ghosts, Magnets that cure diseases, Chiropractors, Psychics, Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster etc., Heaven, the soul, God, Jesus in a dog's asshole, and most other religious based beliefs.