Ye Olden Blogs

I was just reading a few of my old blogs. I'm always nervous when I friend someone new and realize that they may read my blogs which use terms like retards, jesus fucking christ, and uncle tom's pickaninny circus, in a somewhat fun somewhat serious context. I was lolzing at my blogs and started to wonder where all that blogging enthusiasm ran off to. Maybe it's hiding in Mads McCann's cooch.

Anyway I think those blogs were funnier cause I used so many pictures, so I'm going to bring it back.

I heard that this weekend is Denise's birthday, so I was thinking of what I could buy her, to suck up and prove how thoughtful I am. The first thing that popped into my head was "kitschy piece of crap" so I googled that. Let me know which one you think is the best, and I'll try to find something similar.