So I'm still working at this Randstad place, and it's annoying me a little. I think I'm probably not going to go in there tomorrow. But that will probably be fine because they didn't ever tell me I should plan on working tomorrow.
The deal is that last week they told us that our project is almost over, and we were supposed to be done on Friday. If we weren't done, then we might work Tuesday (Mon being Memorial Day). So the absolute latest I expected to work was today. Now they tell us today that we'll be working tomorrow. Well sorry aholes, I already made plans to go to Cleveland when you told me that I wouldn't be working after Tuesday! Also we have the next week off, not by choice, and after that we only get to come back if we're on a certain project. Which they haven't told us if we're on or not. W. T. F.
So I'll be lickin my dick for the next week and a half, waiting to hear if I'm one of the chosen few who get to crush the dreams of the schoolchildren of Delaware. Hopefully they are smarter than these other GD retards from the other states.
I had a lady perform a random act of kindness on me today, by telling me that I didn't have to pay her for a book. She sent it to me and I should therefore send her a credit (paperbackswap.com) but she told me not to worry cause she has over 20 credits right now. I didn't tell her that I have 25 credits... I just said thank you. If someone wants baby Jesus to smile, they're not going to accept your payment no matter how many times you try to force it on them.
My sister is graduating from high school on Sunday. I'm so proud of her for not having any illegitimate, indeterminate racial background, welfare babies yet. Mike said that if Josie graduates from college with a 4.0 he'll buy her a car. I said that's a pretty safe bet, but I would also buy her a car if her grades were that good. Then he said we should buy her a car if she graduates without getting knocked up, and I said, it's not that hard to not get knocked up. He said, we're talking about Josie though. I think it's easier to keep an empty uterus than to get a 4.0, but I'm really not that big of a slut (I swear).
Those are my random thoughts for the day.
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Also, it's a lot easier to scrape away anything that starts to grow in one's uterus than to scrape away a non-A grade. I've never heard of someone fixing their grades with a coat hanger...
Can I have your sister's phone number?
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