Comcastic ball lickers

When I lived in Chicago, I had Comcast, the Satan of cable companies. If all the companies that provided shitty service along with astronomical charges were on a baseball team, Time Warner would be Derek Jeter and Comcast would be Bud Selig (the league commissioner, for you non SPORT fans).

Upon moving out, they charged me some BS fee for not returning my cable box to a certain location. Whether I did or did not, or might actually be responsible, is not in my best interest to disclose in a public format. Lately when I log in to my WAMU credit card with free credit score updates, it's been telling me I have a delinquent account. I figured this was my OSU student loan which they f'd up and thought was late because they credited my monthly payment as an extra payment (?) and decided it was late when I didn't send one til the next month. Anyway...

I signed up on Prosper.com because I think it sounds ingenious and like a good way to stick it to the man. They run a credit check on you. While I received an 'A' credit rating, it showed that I have a delinquency of $612. That could not be my OSU bill, so I got my free credit report, and sure enough, that cock-sucking Comcast collection agency is still trying to say I owe them money. Regardless of the fact that they have not tried to contact me since 2006.

In 2006 they were sending me letters and calling me, so I sent them a certified letter informing them that they have to prove that I owe them the money before they can try to collect. I have the contract they provided when they installed the cable, and I did not sign it, my roommate did. Therefore, they have no proof and can not legally collect. I guess they figure they can get away with this, but I disputed this mark on my credit report so now they'll have to prove it to Experian. Eat that, cum-dumpster Comcast. Cunts.