Worst songs of 2007

MIMS- "This Is Why I'm Hot" They love the way the charm hanging from the neck
And compliments the arm which compliments the ear den comes the gear

The thigh bone's connected to the hip bone.

Akon and Snoop Dogg- "I Wanna Fuck You" ...Cause I'm far from a scrub, you know my pedigree, ex-dealer used to move phetamines.

That's some pedigree. I know I'm always looking for a guy who knows how to move some serious product. We would have some beautiful babies.

Shop Boyz- "Party Like a Rockstar"
1. T-T-T-Totally dude Is this like LL Cool J's "Z-Z-Z-Z-Z"?
2. I uwa like I uwa That's just redundant. Also, what is uwa?

Hinder- "Lips of an Angel" This song is the epitome of everything I hate in pop music. One crap ass predictable lyric after another. Sounds exactly like every other rock song about love I've ever heard. Angels don't exist, so their lips don't exist, so this song doesn't exist. I wish.

Honey why you calling me so late?
It's kinda hard to talk right now.
Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay?
I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud

Barf

Here's another quality selection from last year's top hits list. It's by Kelly Clarkson.

Never again will I hear you
Never again will I miss you
Never again will I fall to you
Never

Never again will I kiss you
Never again will I want to
Never again will I love you
Never

Guess what it's called? No, not "Unbearable Kelly Clarkson song number 7". It's called "Never Again". Who would have guessed?


Good Charlotte- "Dance Floor Anthem"

We break up it’s something that we do now
Everyone has got to do it sometime
It’s okay
Let it go
Get out there and find someone
...

Everybody
Put up your hands Say:
”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love”
Feel the beat now
If you’ve got nothing left say:
”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love”
Back it up now
You’ve got a reason to live say:
”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love”
Feeling good now
Don’t be afraid to get down say:
”I don’t wanna be in love, I don’t wanna be in love”

So if you break up, the best way to find someone new is to get out on the dance floor and scream about how you don't want to be in love. Then Nicole Ritchie will become impregnated with your sperm. The end.

Nicole Sherzinger- "Whatever You Like"

So far in this list it hasn't been so important to actually listen to the songs, but if you haven't heard this one, I want you to download it right now. Thank God you'll be able to delete it immediately afterwards. It's one of the worst songs I've ever heard. And then it keeps going for like 5 more minutes.

Ladies and gentlemen
I know what you want
She's hot as a stove
Her name is Nicole

I'll do whatever you like
I'll do whatever you like
I can do, I can do
I do, I do whatever you like

Yes, that's the gist of the entire song. News flash: Stove does not rhyme with Nicole. She must have paid T.I. a lot of money to participate in this shit-fest. The straightforward slut lyrics get to me too. What's her next song going to be? "Put Your Penis in My Vagina" I guess. Sol just wants to pee in her butt. Hey, she does whatever you like.

Carrie Underwood- "Before He Cheats" This song does have its redeeming qualities, but there are a couple parts I laugh at. She refers to her bf's new girl as a bleach blonde tramp. Then she says
“Right now, she’s probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke”. Is she singing about the next time he cheats, or what his ex thought when he cheated with Carrie Underwood?

Jonas Brothers- SOS
Next time I see you
I'm giving you a high five
cause hugs are overrated, just FYI

Hugs are overrated? YOU'RE overrated. And you're a douche.

Fall Out Boy- "Thanks For the Memories"
He tastes like you only sweeter

It was much cooler when Julia Roberts said it, and she also said “He tastes like you but sweeter”. If you want to quote it so badly, then quote it correctly.

2007's worst song of the year award goes to:

Colbie Caillet- "Bubbly"
I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feelin' like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tingles in a silly place

Is "a silly place" code for your clitoris? The only physical attributes you can describe as bubbly are burns or blisters. If his face is bubbly, it should only give you shivers up your spine, not tingles in your lady-parts. The thing I hate most about her is the tone of all her music. It’s like she’s on a permanent good one that the rest of us will just never know. It’s called weed, and I can tell she smokes a lot of it. Just because all songwriters are drug addicts doesn't mean that all drug addicts can be songwriters. I hope something terrible happens to her so she can write something depressing. It'll still be shitty, but at least it will be realistic.