I am les

I recently began attending the show "Karaoke with Jennifer" at blogtv, after Charles told me about her, shall we say, entertaining personality. At first glance, Jennifer appears to be a mentally challenged individual. She has an oxygen tube, wears a visor and oversized tshirts, and talks in a baby voice. Sol thinks that she might be faking it.

The first day I watched Jen's show, it was pure joy. Singing, chatting, and speculating at her genetic disorder. The second day, Jen seemed distracted. She wasn't singing much, just chatting to someone and occasionally paying attention to us viewers. The next day, she announced that she was a lesbian, and had met the love of her life. This girlfriend was a stranger up until the day before when she had visited Jen's show and struck up a conversation with her.

At first I was shocked and delighted, and then I was jealous. Who was this Blueeyedblonde who had somehow tricked Jen into being her "girlfriend" after only one day of conversation? This e-person must be some kind of evil genius to have thought of such a diabolical plan before I did. The only thing better than being Jen's lesbian e-gf is to seduce her away from said gf, which I am working on right now.

I mentioned to Jen that I would be visiting Illinois in March and that we should meet up. I asked how far Chicago was from where Jen lives and someone said it's about a 2 hour drive. I stupidly said, "that's ok, i'll make my boyfriend drive me". Charles was watching the show with me and suggested that I make myself out to be a lesbian so I said, "i mean, girlfriend". The viewers immediately jumped on the lesbo bandwagon and I was in.

Soon Jen and I were private messaging. Here is the transcript:

JENNSTARR:

iam les my girlfriend is in here

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

i know, i heard that from your show

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

i am too

JENNSTARR:

u are

JENNSTARR:

my girlfriend is in here with me

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

yeah, i have been for a while

JENNSTARR:

but she is moving to my state

JENNSTARR:

me toto

JENNSTARR:

we started dating

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

where is your girlfriend from?

JENNSTARR:

and asked her out

JENNSTARR:

lousianna

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

oh that's cool. my girlfriend is in chicago, so it's hard being apart

JENNSTARR:

i know it is

JENNSTARR:

but she is moving soon

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

it's nice to talk on the phone

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

and online

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

she's moving to illinois?

JENNSTARR:

we gonna move in together

JENNSTARR:

yep

JENNSTARR:

to be with me

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

that's great

JENNSTARR:

we are getting married too

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

oh wow, that's cool

JENNSTARR:

yep

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

is she really pretty?

lolJLHfpjSMGsdr:

my girlfriend has blonde hair too

At this point, Jen went back to chatting in the room, but my foot was in the door as her lesbian friend. The next day I got her to give me her email address so I could follow up on when we were going to meet up in Illinois and hang out (and by hang out, I mean have a strap on orgy). I emailed her today just to say hi. The next step is to create a fake fight with my fake girlfriend and ask Jen to be my fake lesbian e-gf. I can't wait to have her telling everyone she's moving to Ohio to marry me. The end.