Gmail custom time

So I just wrote about 2 paragraphs on how retarded the Google/Gmail team is and how fuckin retarded they must be to believe this program is worthwhile. Then I realized it's an April Fool's joke. Ugh.

Yelle

Spurned on by my French techno phase, I recently heard of this girl called Yelle (yeah + elle). She is sweet in a weirdo French way, and some of the remixes of her songs are pretty hot. She has a great song about some other male French pop star and how she wants him to do porn so everyone can see his small dick. A reporter asked: What did Cuizinier do that made you want sing about him having a small dick? Yelle: Nothing. I didn’t even know him. It was just funny to do a track about someone who represented French pimp rappers. About Lil Kim she says "Her face is like a monster. She’s a complete mutant. She arrived and everybody was like who is this girl?"

I love her. So then I'm watching the Gauntlet reunion the other night and there was a bumper ad with a Yelle video. And I caught about a 5 minute segment of the Hills the other night where they used her song "A Cause Des Garcons". Ugh. Now I'll have to listen to 16 year old girls talk about girl power again. I hate MTV sometimes. They ruin everything good and turn shit into "music".

Comcastic ball lickers

When I lived in Chicago, I had Comcast, the Satan of cable companies. If all the companies that provided shitty service along with astronomical charges were on a baseball team, Time Warner would be Derek Jeter and Comcast would be Bud Selig (the league commissioner, for you non SPORT fans).

Upon moving out, they charged me some BS fee for not returning my cable box to a certain location. Whether I did or did not, or might actually be responsible, is not in my best interest to disclose in a public format. Lately when I log in to my WAMU credit card with free credit score updates, it's been telling me I have a delinquent account. I figured this was my OSU student loan which they f'd up and thought was late because they credited my monthly payment as an extra payment (?) and decided it was late when I didn't send one til the next month. Anyway...

I signed up on Prosper.com because I think it sounds ingenious and like a good way to stick it to the man. They run a credit check on you. While I received an 'A' credit rating, it showed that I have a delinquency of $612. That could not be my OSU bill, so I got my free credit report, and sure enough, that cock-sucking Comcast collection agency is still trying to say I owe them money. Regardless of the fact that they have not tried to contact me since 2006.

In 2006 they were sending me letters and calling me, so I sent them a certified letter informing them that they have to prove that I owe them the money before they can try to collect. I have the contract they provided when they installed the cable, and I did not sign it, my roommate did. Therefore, they have no proof and can not legally collect. I guess they figure they can get away with this, but I disputed this mark on my credit report so now they'll have to prove it to Experian. Eat that, cum-dumpster Comcast. Cunts.

Buckeye 4 life

Now that I've gotten all my scholarship offers, I've decided to go to Ohio State this fall. I'm super excited and ready to be awesome at law school. Looking at the facebook profiles of the other people who are going to be in my class, I am unimpressed. None of them look or sound very smart, which is good and bad. I want to have interesting debates and helpful people to work with, but I also want to dominate when it comes to exam time. What I am most dismayed by is their youngness. A lot of them are fresh out of undergrad. The older I get, the more I realize how naive I used to be, which means that when I'm 30 I'll think the same thing about myself at 26.

At least being 22 or 23 is not as obnoxious as being 20 or 21. Just because you can legally drink in a bar, doesn't mean you have good decision making skills. In fact, it's usually the opposite. You make better decisions when you're 20 cause you're drunk in bars less often.

I can't believe I'm choosing to immerse myself in Buckeye culture for 3 more years. I hate Buckeye fans so much, they're like a terrible plague on the state of Ohio.

Besides that, I'm still looking forward to it. I'll even get to enjoy the RPAC that I paid for 3 years ago and never got to use!

DB Don

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I think

This is my top 10 list of movies, since everyone is posting theirs. I wouldn't say that it's obligatory to like these movies in order to be my friend, but if you can't appreciate these movies in one way or another, then there's something wrong with you.

10. Y Tu Mama Tambien
9. American History X
8. I <3 Huckabees
7. The King and I (Deoborah Kerr/Yul Brenner version)
6. American Beauty
5. Gattaca
4. Hero (Jet Li version)
3. Rounders
2. 3-Iron
1. A River Runs Through It

Runners up: Almost Famous, Rushmore, Man on Fire, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, and Keeping the Faith

I put Wong Kar-Wai movies in a different category. I used to put Chungking Express in my top 10, but it's his movies as a group that I like. I don't think they have a particular message individually, you have to commit to watching all of them.

I haven't seen a lot of big movies from 2007 yet, so I guess if any of them are any good, they might make the cut. I did see Juno, and I wouldn't put it in my top 10. Movies have to pass a test of re-watchability for me. I'd say I've seen A River Runs Through It at least 15 times, and I still like watching it.